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the took the dayumb twitter lol, my ears are still messed up no drinking, my friend got us kicked out of everywhere, my axles are bent and when i made this podcast i thought silver was still in business, goldeneye is good and terrible, flood in nepal was bad bad, bird woman in the jacuzzi what does it mean? fake knife coming soon, etnies promo is FUNNY, caesar wraps and ted lasso and new season of tires #podcast 

ufc and redneck brawl was a huge success, i hot bad heat exhaustion and left my skateboard at the skatepark, i got a facebook strike for choking an inflatable flamingo, slomo hugging hat is almost here, link to the past is great, remarkably bright creatures is fantastic #podcast 

the weather has been so nice, the joke at the store did NOT land, got my blood taken but the office gossip was hurting my vein, doing my own pest control has saved me a lot of money, enchilada roux was a hit, sopranos is good, IN N OUT NEW STYLE KINDA LIKE ANIMAL STYLE, remarkably bright creatures seems good, MARS AND MURRIES #podcast 

CORN BEEF SANDWICH WAS GREAT, getting cpr certified was scarily easy, smart watch says i sleep good, pork belly this weekend, car show will be awful, my knee hurts, my chat actually skateboards, idaho murders was terrible, green book was very good #podcast 

too hot for skating i overheated again, no ufc but yes to pastrami, smart watch told me i get decent sleep, my sink broke then fixed, soap is not pants, the coexist joke will never be funny i guess, brink made a harmless mexican joke that would have been illegal today #podcast 

i won at keno then lost at life with my car battery, laulau lau lau hawaiian food is the best, spicy salsa is always a hit at the skateboarding bbq where the worlds first roly poly into transition happened. cultural competency class being required by lay in nevada is insane.  #podcast 

ufc and chili dogs was not a success, conor sucks, i miss the cold rain, humidity sucks but it's not the worst, skating and backpain, a long day drinking when the sun is up, cabeza and cheese, cheese sauce saved the chili a day later new merch buy it #podcast 

william strobeck is the first person in over 1000 videos to try to tattle like a crybaby, i didnt even need to take a drug test, when i dont sleep i cant be funny, conor mcgregor snacks, july 4th was great except for a dog trying to bite me #podcast

cheese dust made me choke, new toaster, familiar places in dreams is a different dimension where skating is better than chicks are hotter and nicer, tomato soup is ok, potato soup, french dip was too salty and fries don't exist, replaced a toilet and now i need to pass a drug test, a skater got run over in las vegas hit n run, heat exhaustion while skating #skateboarding

you guys are gonna try to snap a deck and wreck your knee one day, i found the streamer room on fremont street, picatta pork chop was INSANELY GOOD, potato leek soup coming soon, french dip craving, fundamentals of caring #skateboarding